Silhouette of a Life

[Alu]

Silhouette of a Life

Hey, you. Guess what? You're dead. That's right, you kicked the bucket, were offed etc. Yeah, I know it's a shock, but you'll get over with it soon enough. Anyways, welcome to the land of Elsewhere where you'll live until you go back to infancy and are sent back to Earth. How does that work, you ask? Well, by the time you arrive here, you'll start aging backwards and the day you died will be sort of like your new "birthday" or deathday, whichever you prefer. Don't worry, though there's tons of stuff to do here and you might even meet up with some old relatives of yours. It'll be like you never died at all. Plus you can even observe the living if you want for five minutes at a time at the lighthouse for a cost of one intern. So enjoy your stay here and try not to cause too much trouble now, ya hear?

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